There was an old lady who would come out every
morning on the steps of her porch, raise her arms
to the sky, and shout, "Praise the Lord!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next .
Over time he became irritated at the little old
lady. So every morning he would step out onto
his front porch and yell after her, "There is no
Time passed with the two of them carrying on
this way every day. Then one morning in the
middle of winter, the little old lady stepped
onto her front porch and shouted, "Praise the
Lord, I have no food and I am starving. Please
provide for me oh Lord!"
The next morning she stepped onto her porch
and there were two huge bags of groceries
sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out.
"He has provided groceries for me!"
The atheist jumped out of the bushes and
shouted, "There is no Lord, I bought those
The little old lady threw her arms into the air
and shouted, "Praise the Lord, He has provided
me with groceries and He made the Devil
pay for them!"
I thought it was about time I gave you a
little more humor. Thanks to my Dear
Friend, Snowpoodle, for sending this
very good story! Doesn't the Lord work
in mysterious ways?