GOD'S RECALL NOTICE
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IMPORTANT
RECALL NOTICE!! The Maker of all human beings, is recalling all
units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential Internal
Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of
charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has
most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering
cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the
heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JESUS
will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers
Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use
of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to
dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the
human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service,
call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
facility.
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice!!!
Thank you for your immediate attention.
ALL MY LOVE ~ GOD
For assistance on how to get these necessary repairs go to the
Salvation page here:
http://dedeswalkwithgod.homestead.com/SALVATION.html
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